Umineko No Naku Koro Ni Episode I-V : The Butterfly Effect

We’re back to where we last left off, upon the discovery of Three more deaths. At this point, time is running thin for the Ushiromiya Family…

~Summary:

Battler goes in to confront Maria, who’s still facing the wall singing, turning her around. Looks like she ain’t dead. Either way, Battler demands to know who killed Genji and the others, and she only replies with BEATRICE DID IT. Battler gets pissed off (Yeah, i would too.) George holds the guy back. George asks Maria the same question and she only repeats the answer she gave before. BEATRICE DID IT AND TOLD ME TO SING A SONG. Good grief, someone should’ve interrogated the little gremlin. Alas, the cousins finally notice that Natsuhi disappeared. Maria claims she was holding a letter when she left, which makes Jessica run to the door and shake datass tryin to open that door, which seems to be held in tightly by the coat hanger that Battler threw away in frustration.

Shoulda sang something Harry Potter related…

go back to watching “Charmed“…

Natsuhi herself seems to have blocked the entrance and goes in front of the Portrait, looking out in some sort of a hallway. A single gold butterfly appears and she fires. Of course, the kids break the door down only to see Natsuhi falling down. Jessica runs up to her mommy to find a bullet hole in her head. Emotional bitch got GOT.

Wear the one-winged eagle, and then we’ll talk..

You never listen huh…

Battler and George wonder if she did it to herself, which in no way seems likely if you ask me. Maria goes all gremlin bitch mode again and says that time’s up for everyone. The witch shall be revived and no one shall survive . The time hits zero and gold butterflies start to appear. Battler could only be more pissed off at how absurd it is for a witch to be the culprit. He takes the gun, declares I WILL NOT DIE and fires at the butterfly. But hey, turns out in this world, Butterflies don’t die, they multiply. Battler keeps firing at the portrait in rage. HOW COULD SOMETHING SO RIDICULOUS EXIST!?



Everything was over. Fishermen found a letter in a bottle which simply rips off Keiichi Maebara’s (From Higurashi) letter to the police. Maria wrote the letter it seems. Yeah, fucking right. Like hell imma believe that some little gremlin demanding to go to the golden land is responsible for writing a letter asking for the truth to be found.

Like hell imma believe you wrote that…

Though for some reason, Everyone seems all fine n dandy all of a sudden, talking about getting a BAD END. I had to do some digging to find out that they were in purgatory. They all realize they should’ve just took a crack at the epitaph instead of searching for the culprit and then they all just finally say that a witch really did do it, which seriously bothers Battler. Battler argues that there’s no witch and that there was a human who did all the killings. He then asks to bring the witch to his presence and surprisingly, she shows up and sweeps surprises Battler off his feet. He then goes all Phoenix Wright on Beatrice, still stating she doesn’t exist. She likes his attitude and backbone, and then asks him a series of questions regarding the murders on the island, including the receipt in the door and the letter given to Maria. Then she asks the fate of the others in the room, which makes everyone reexperience their deaths and crumble into meaty bits and blood. Battler ain’t buyin it and so Round one begins for these two starcrossed lovers enemies.

Kotonoha slit yur throats and gave a NICE BOAT instead…

The only hint I’m getting is how big your tits are…

CURSE YOU, NARUTO

You hear that, Criss Angel?!

Now that’s out of the way, we meet a new bitch witch called Bernkastel. Beatrice and Bern have a talk about the game that just happened. Boredom seems to be poison to bitches.  Once Beatrice leaves, Bern looks at you and tells you that bitch took a liking to you and she feels sorry for you. So she’ll only help out a little bit.

I was reminded of the movie Alien when i saw this…

Breakin’ the 4th wall.


~Extra Pictures and commentary:

shake datass mami…

Took the words right outta my mouth…

Refer to the Salem Witch Trials…

They were never thinking at all…

Should’ve said aliens…

The Butler did it!

Should’ve said LIFT UP YUR SKIRT

BRING THIS BITCH UP IN HERE

She wouldn’t be such a gremlin if she made faces like these more often…

And it’s been a long time since I’ve seen such cow tits…

I accept Beatrice as my personal savior…

OBJECTION!

~~~~

Another great episode. I’m already loving this series, so i might be biased a bit, but who cares. A show with violence, humor, entertainment and Phoenix Wright undertones is WIN in my book. The first arc is over now though and Maria wrote a letter wanting the truth discovered, which i STILL don’t believe that she wrote. There’s no way in hell she wrote such a letter after blaming the witch over and over and just being a plain creepy little bitch. Times like that made me wish Rosa was still alive to slap Maria around some. Maybe smash her face in or some shit.

As far as the speculation of one of the first six actually being alive, I really have my doubts on that. Surely Nanjo checked all of the bodies. Then again, he could be an accomplice to the culprit. As far as Natsuhi’s death goes, There’s no way she killed herself. Look at the gun! Her gun looks like it would do some serious damage to the head if fired close range. a bullet wound that small was probably made by a 9mm bullet or something. Either way, She either died by a Handgun or a sniper rifle. There might be agents lurking around…

Time to blog the next episode and catch up… hopefully…


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Posted on September 21, 2009, in Anime, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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