Umineko No Naku Koro Ni Episode III-II: Moe Beato and Hawt Stakes
In this episode, we take one big look into the past as we’re treated to a surprisingly moe Beato. (That sounded like Moribito.)
Taking place right at the end of last episode, Rosa confesses that she killed Beatrice. Everyone is so shocked, they’re speechless. Despite that, Rosa begins to explain that it happened around 20 years ago when she was a kid. She ran into the forest because her mom scolded her too bad. She found a hidden mansion back there and of course, she finds Beatrice sitting down under a shade. Rosa and Beatrice greet each other and after being convinced that there’s no wolves outside the gate, Beato becomes determined to leave the place. *cue meta scene 8*
During the Meta-world scene, Beatrice tells Battler that the Beatrice of that time, the girl he’s seeing is just a mere shell Kinzo created. Battler denies this and she leaves feeling bitter. Ronove then takes over in telling the story by revealing that he can use red stating the existence of the hidden mansion Kuwadorian, and that Beato’s existence as a human in 1967.
The scene continues with human beato and Rosa walking along a cliff. Beato’s first fall off the cliff was lucky, as she only fell on a ledge. Rosa tells her to be careful, but guess what: Beato falls again, which kills her this time. Continuing the Meta-world scene, Beatrice tells Battler in red that the body he’s looking at is most certainly dead. She then adds that there are no more than 18 people on Rokkenjima, which makes Battler have no choice but to believe that one of the 18 is indeed the culprit.
Once the Meta-world scene ends, Shannon is back at that same damned spot where Curious George always confesses marriage to her. Though this time, he ain’t around for some reason. Her supposed thoughts were interrupted by Kanon and Genji, who say that Kinzo wants them to be at his study at once. Once they arrive, Kinzo is locked in a game of Chess with Beato and reveals that he’s gonna be the first victim and part of the first twilight. Kinzo is checkmated and as usual he goes crazy as he’s set on fire and dies.
Ronove shows up and of course, Beato wants the Servants to be sacrifices for the first twilight as well. Shannon was too boring for Beato, so she makes Kanon a deal that if he can beat the seven stakes of purgatory, he’ll be able to choose two out of five people who will live through Beato’s epitaph. With that, the eldest sister of purgatory, Lucifer, is summoned to the field. Once the fight starts, the two make their swords appear and they duel for a little bit until Emo Furniture cuts a hole in Lucifer’s shirt. Tits are shown. Emo Furniture remembers the promise, but Beato summons more Stakes to fight him, which goes from bad to worse when Shannon even interferes. These people are emo if they need Mr. Clean help’em die…
After Kanon and Shannon are put down, Mr. Clean is then put down bu Señor Clean and they continue with the first Twilight by killing off Gohda, who once more got shafted. The next victim was meant to be Kumasawa but she decided to emit her badassery in this arc by evolving into the Original Beato. BIG FIGHT NEXT WEEK.
This episode was even more informative than the last. It’s getting harder and harder to actually deny witches on my end, especially with a story like that. Kinzo is one obsessed fuck. But thanks to him, we were able to see a moe Beato. She was surprisingly cute back in the day when she was Human. Ronove using red simply tells me that anyone else who shows up in the Meta-world will be able to use red. Now I’m hoping Battler would learn how to use Red or something similar.
The seven sisters of purgatory are just fanservice and hawtness. Battler seems to have already met’em judging from his comment last episode about bare-legged girls running around. Genji of course, showed us that as furniture, he too can use magic.
One thing i have to point out is that Beato seems to get mad everytime Shannon talks about love or some shit. It’s like she’s jealous. This is the second time Beato’s gotten pissed about that.
Kuwadorian hidden in Rokkenjima has to be where the gold is hidden. It’s gotta be at least somewhere near Kuwadorian. Obviously. Perhaps the area where human Beato died at, on that coast nearby.