Umineko No Naku Koro Ni Episode III-II: Moe Beato and Hawt Stakes

In this episode, we take one big look into the past as we’re treated to a surprisingly moe Beato. (That sounded like Moribito.)

Taking place right at the end of last episode, Rosa confesses that she killed Beatrice. Everyone is so shocked, they’re speechless. Despite that, Rosa begins to explain that it happened around 20 years ago when she was a kid. She ran into the forest because her mom scolded her too bad. She found a hidden mansion back there and of course, she finds Beatrice sitting down under a shade. Rosa and Beatrice greet each other and after being convinced that there’s no wolves outside the gate, Beato becomes determined to leave the place. *cue meta scene 8*

Luigi’s Mansion?

She became the terminator…

YO MOMMA

Over there…

Beato: Being a bitch since 1967…

Moe Beato is a flavor that must be savored…

And he’s been trying to rub that in since episode one…

How the hell does one drink in the Meta-world?

During the Meta-world scene, Beatrice tells Battler that the Beatrice of that time, the girl he’s seeing is just a mere shell Kinzo created. Battler denies this and she leaves feeling bitter. Ronove then takes over in telling the story by revealing that he can use red stating the existence of the hidden mansion Kuwadorian, and that Beato’s existence as a human in 1967.

The scene continues with human beato and Rosa walking along a cliff. Beato’s first fall off the cliff was lucky, as she only fell on a ledge. Rosa tells her to be careful, but guess what: Beato falls again, which kills her this time. Continuing the Meta-world scene, Beatrice tells Battler in red that the body he’s looking at is most certainly dead. She then adds that there are no more than 18 people on Rokkenjima, which makes Battler have no choice but to believe that one of the 18 is indeed the culprit.

That’s obviously where the gold is…

I’m starting to sense a little homolust here…

That would make her at least  if she were alive…

Moe Beato is MOE

Dead Beato is dead…

She even declares it in red…

Aww, i was hoping for a culprit X…

You’ll suspect someone sooner or later…

Once the Meta-world scene ends, Shannon is back at that same damned spot where Curious George always confesses marriage to her. Though this time, he ain’t around for some reason. Her supposed thoughts were interrupted by Kanon and Genji, who say that Kinzo wants them to be at his study at once. Once they arrive, Kinzo is locked in a game of Chess with Beato and reveals that he’s gonna be the first victim and part of the first twilight. Kinzo is checkmated and as usual he goes crazy as he’s set on fire and dies.

Ronove shows up and of course, Beato wants the Servants to be sacrifices for the first twilight as well. Shannon was too boring for Beato, so she makes Kanon a deal that if he can beat the seven stakes of purgatory, he’ll be able to choose two out of five people who will live through Beato’s epitaph. With that, the eldest sister of purgatory, Lucifer, is summoned to the field. Once the fight starts, the two make their swords appear and they duel for a little bit until Emo Furniture cuts a hole in Lucifer’s shirt. Tits are shown. Emo Furniture remembers the promise, but Beato summons more Stakes to fight him, which goes from bad to worse when Shannon even interferes. These people are emo if they need Mr. Clean help’em die…

Ronove = Señor Clean

Beato looks like a crook…

Beato and friends went to see Burning Man…

looks like Pride from FMA had kids…

Nice juggs

The only good thing Kanon will ever do…

Ouch…

These bitches are hawt… Take your pick…

You’re right, she’s a dummy for protecting your emo ass…

Love stories seem to piss you off alot, Beato…

Mr. Clean, putting his dogs down, nice and easy…

Mr. Clean got lazy and didn’t wanna clean up…

Don’t you mean the First Twilight?

After Kanon and Shannon are put down, Mr. Clean is then put down bu Señor Clean and they continue with the first Twilight by killing off Gohda, who once more got shafted. The next victim was meant to be Kumasawa but she decided to emit her badassery in this arc by evolving into the Original Beato. BIG FIGHT NEXT WEEK.

This should’ve happened to Haruhi whenever she walked out that door on E8…

Badass Kumasawa

Going from this…

To this!

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This episode was even more informative than the last. It’s getting harder and harder to actually deny witches on my end, especially with a story like that. Kinzo is one obsessed fuck. But thanks to him, we were able to see a moe Beato. She was surprisingly cute back in the day when she was Human. Ronove using red simply tells me that anyone else who shows up in the Meta-world will be able to use red. Now I’m hoping Battler would learn how to use Red or something similar.

The seven sisters of purgatory are just fanservice and hawtness. Battler seems to have already met’em judging from his comment last episode about bare-legged girls running around. Genji of course, showed us that as furniture, he too can use magic.

One thing i have to point out is that Beato seems to get mad everytime Shannon talks about love or some shit. It’s like she’s jealous. This is the second time Beato’s gotten pissed about that.

Kuwadorian hidden in Rokkenjima has to be where the gold is hidden. It’s gotta be at least somewhere near Kuwadorian. Obviously. Perhaps the area where human Beato died at, on that coast nearby.

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Posted on September 27, 2009, in Anime, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Beatrice is sooooo jealous of Shannon!

    • Indeed she is. She desires Battler’s love. Or Shannon’s. She’d prolly be lezzy if Kinzo raeped her. Hell, who knows, one of Kinzo’s kids might be one made with her. Someone like Rosa anyway.

  2. The episode was okay. The stakes are total fap bait though.

  3. Yay for Virgilla! Loved her in the game! And you wasn’t the only one who thought that her transformation looked like a pokemon evolution XD

  4. Kinzo you crazy nut XD

    ‘Mr. Clean’ sure knows how to cleanse those emo hearts doesn’t he? XD

    • Mr. Clean should’ve cleaned out their arteries. The Nigga is no different from Shannon and Emo Furniture when it comes to who can use magic in that damned house.

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